LOAN4K. a Pair of Pink Panties will Save any Business!

We'll start when the Lulu Love agent, a sizzling blonde with a heart full of cash, walks into the office. Her pink panties are barely noticeable under her tight business skirt, but they're there, a secret weapon she'll use to seal the deal. She's got a proposition for you, and it's one you won't want to miss. She's heard about your business, and she wants to help you out, with a little loan to get things rolling. But this isn't your typical loan. Oh no, this is a loan that comes with a very special condition. A condition that involves her pink panties. But don't worry, this isn't some bizarre conspiracy. It's just that this loan comes with a little... extra. And she's not talking about interest. She's talking about getting down and dirty, right there on the office table. She's got a thing for office sex, and she's sure you're just the guy to help her get her loan repayment fantasies off. So, what do you say? Are you ready to take a loan with a little extra? Or are you just another sucker for a loan shark?